"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?"
Ernest Hemingway (via stxxz)
(via flatbear)
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
(via secondstartotheright-13)
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
(via noluvallowed)
The evolution of Watermelon Bubblicious - 1980’s-to-today.
(via thezerogomez)
A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.
(via meisjunk)
…can he go from looking like this irresistibly sexually attractive man…
…and then turn into the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen
Because he’s Benedict Cumberbatch. The One and Only.
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